3rd episode of "My trip to Perth"
Hey y'all.

EOYs over aint u glad?
i sure am.
Anyway if u want 2 noe bout the xiao za bo, here it is.

I was sitting on d plane, peacefully reading my Haryy Potter in peace when suddenly, the complain king behind me started kicking me (helll of a arse) and complaining bout how small the seats were cause i was taking a budget airline and u noe, ang mos have super long legs. so every 5 minutes, i get unmercifully and CRUELLY kick by tat *censored* thing behind me.

As if my life was bad enough.

Worse still, after bout 2 hrs on d plane, a austrailian woman sat beside me. BARELY after 15 minutes, i dunno wat the hell she was doin, she started screaming vulgarities at the people a few rows back. sumtink about a girl who was stealing her boyfriend. Her friends were also teasing her and i guess she couldn't stand it anymore, so she unbuckled her seatbelt and went to the back row n started screaming like a damn noisy, irritating crow at her boyfriend about not sticking up for her and i tink she started getting a tensy weensy violent so.......

She got arrested for making a bloody din on d airplane. nice ending huh? i was totally shocked cause i have NEVER,EVER experienced this type of hysterical thing before. and 1 more thing, i tink she was on drugs. my mom said that she requested for a nicotine patch right after she shouted at her boyfriend and started crying.

I noe inoe, u r thinking "ERM........" yeah well its true, so u just have to accept it. Wish i bought a videocam along to take it down man its funny. XD


Bye people!